A joint review of "Reality Conditions: Short Mathematical Fiction, by Alex Kasman", MAA 2005;"Numb3rs, TV show. CBS", Free. Currently running Fridays at 10:00PM; "Mathematical Apocryphia: Stories and Annecdotes of Mathematicians and the Mathematical by Steven Kranz", MAA, 2002; "Mathematical Apocryphia Redux: More Stories and Annecdotes of Mathematicians and the Mathematical by Steven Kranz", MAA, 1999